Normal? I think not

I think they should have normal tests or conventional tests. Like to see how normal you are compared to everyone else. I think we're pretty non-conventional. We drive the big yellow thing, he has long hair, we both have tattoos, we don't have kids and well, I'm sure there's a ton more I could think of but you get the point. I mean really, do people get up anymore and serve breakfast and read the paper before work? We don't in our house but if you watch a movie or tv show you always see that. So I'm just wondering, how many of you out there are what is considered conventional or normal.