Cruising where?

Rich pulled up an itinerary from Princess tonight that included some really odd choices for destinations. It was a cruise for like 104 days. I can't pull it up any longer but one of the ports of call he said was Columbia. Okay so I can't find that one but here are the destinations for the 107 day one. Now I looked up some of these odd choices and some are supposedly safe for visitors and I think it'd be awesome to visit them but I still might be a little apprehensive. Oh and we don't get to the odd choices till later in the cruise when you're feeling super excited after visiting Australia. PS I care not to cause any kind of international incident for commenting on a country I feel is an odd choice. :P

Ft Lauderdale
Grand Cayman (yay!)
Panama Canal (yay!)
Quito, Ecuador (yay)
Lima, Peru (double yay)
Easter Island, Chile (sounds yay to me)
Pitcairn Island (no idea on this one)
Papeete, Tahiti (woo hoo)
Polynesia (yay)
Auckland, New Zealand (awesome)
(Sydney, Adelaide, Bunbury, Fremantle) Australia (double awesome)
Bali, Indonesia
Sihanoukville, Cambodia (say what?)
Bangkok, Thailand (oh okay, that's fine)
Singapore
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia (neat)
Adaman Islands, IN (I have no clue)
Mumbai, India
Muscat, Oman (who?)
Dubai, United Arab Emirates (cool)
Seychelles Islands, (Port Victoria)
Maputo, Mozambique ( maybe)
(Durban, East London, Cape Town) South Africa (I've watched 20/20 you people!)
Luderitz & Walvis Bay, Namibia (Google says this is safe)
Lome, Togo
Tema, Ghana (another supposed safe area)
Dakar, Senegal (even Google warned about this one)
Casablanca (Marrakech), Morocco (hey cool)
Gibraltar, Great Britain (do we get to see the Rock of Gibralter or is that even there?)
Barcelona, Spain
Toulon, France
Monte Carlo, Monaco (James Bond style)
Portofino, Italy
Rome (Civitavecchia), Italy

Wait, we disembark in Italy? How am I going to get home? I've just been at sea for 107 days and now I have to wait to fly home? Well that seals the deal folks. It also seems that the Rock of Gibralter really is in the UK so now I don't have to fear looking silly unless someone in Senegal calls me out for saying their country was unsafe.