I'm Tired

I know, sounds boring but it's true. My schedule is so messed up that when I want to sleep I can't and when I'm tired is when I want to be doing things. Take now for instance. There's nothing wrong with being up at 11 AM. The problem is that I haven't gone to bed. I went, I tried, I failed. Now granted I took a nap this past afternoon, evening, whenever it was but even though I am tired right now, I can't sleep. I want to be one of those people who can go to bed around say midnight or 1 AM then get up at 9 AM or something normal. This weird sleep schedule just makes me feel like I have jet lag. Now if I had some yummy liquid Lortab that'd make me sleep but that was for surgery and long long long gone years ago. Besides, then I'd end up on Intervention or something. Hey, it's better than Hoarders! So I'll just try to sleep the natural way but so far it's an epic fail.